Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

7. What is at the end of everything?
hello, my answer:"death"
True or false?

False. The end of everything is letter G

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

Ladies and gentlements ... bla .... bla ... Do you have any answer for these questions:

Well done Xuongrongdat. Come on..

1. How do really small people call each other?

2. How do you make 7 even?

4. How many penguins does it take to fly an airplane?

5. Why did the red light turn red?

6. Why did the lady miss her husband?

7. Which one is faster, hot or cold?

8. What is the best material for kites?

10.What kinds of keys can't open a door?

 

[BIN]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

I don't have any answers

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

I'll wait another week for others' answers...

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

1. How do really small people call each other?

People call each other by phone. Small people call each other by small phone = Microphone

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2. How do you make 7 even?

4. How many penguins does it take to fly an airplane?

5. Why did the red light turn red?

6. Why did the lady miss her husband?

7. Which one is faster, hot or cold?

8. What is the best material for kites?

10.What kinds of keys can't open a door?

 

[BIN]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

2.Why do you make 7 even?
_ 7 (Seven) without S is even ( Sáng dạ đột xuất mới giải được đấy nhé)

4. How many penguins does it take to fly an airplane?

5. Why did the red light turn red?

6. Why did the lady miss her husband?

7. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
- I think hot (Hot or: pronounce like hotter)

8. What is the best material for kites?

10.What kinds of keys can't open a door?

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

Good job, BIN ..............

2.Why do you make 7 even?
_ 7 (Seven) without S is even ( Sáng dạ đột xuất mới giải được đấy nhé)

Yes for sure, just take away letter S

7. Which one is faster, hot or cold?
- I think hot (Hot or: pronounce like hotter)

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

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The rest questions are as below:

Nguyên văn bởi Pear59:

4. How many penguins does it take to fly an airplane?

5. Why did the red light turn red?

6. Why did the lady miss her husband?

8. What is the best material for kites?

10.What kinds of keys can't open a door?

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

4. How many penguins does it take to fly an airplane?

None. They can not fly

Nguyên văn bởi Pear59:

5. Why did the red light turn red?

6. Why did the lady miss her husband?

8. What is the best material for kites?

10.What kinds of keys can't open a door?

 

[Voi]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

I jump into the WATER, who am I?

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

I jump into the water, who am I?

You are a little frog

 

[Voi]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

You are a little frog

hiiii, no. it is not a frog
1 word. who am I? (person)

 

[tthquyen]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

I jump into the WATER, who am I?

SWIMMER
are you ok?

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

8. What is the best material for kites?

Flying paper

Nguyên văn bởi Pear59:

5. Why did the red light turn red?

6. Why did the lady miss her husband?

10.What kinds of keys can't open a door?

 

[Voi]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

SWIMMER
are you ok?

hiiii, no.
I jump into the WATER. I am WAITER

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

hiiii, no.
I jump into the WATER. I am WAITER

Ặc ặc .......................

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

6. Why did the lady miss her husband?

Because she never shot a gun before!

savage lady ..........Amen .............

Nguyên văn bởi Pear59:

5. Why did the red light turn red?



10.What kinds of keys can't open a door?

 

[cayman]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

5. Why did the red light turn red?

When the light is out (the red remain )

10.What kinds of keys can't open a door?

Keyboard, is it right ?

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

5. Why did the red light turn red?

When the light is out (the red remain )

You would too if all people watched you

10.What kinds of keys can't open a door?

Keyboard, is it right ?

You are right. I have other answers for this question: Turkey, donkey, monkey..

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

If John's mom has 5 sons and their names are Ja, Je, Ji, and Jo. Who is the last one?

 

[tomato_kt04]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

If John's mom has 5 sons and their names are Ja, Je, Ji, and Jo. Who is the last one?

John, câu này có nghe rùi!!!