Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

[llhoatienll]

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Anything else?.............

 

[Pear59]

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Anything else?.............

Name four members of the cat family

 

[llhoatienll]

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Name four members of the cat family

I meano you have any puzzle?

 

[nhoc_ly]

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mấy bác dịch dum mấy từ viết tắt này cái LOL KMS OMg là gì vây

 

[Pear59]

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I meano you have any puzzle?

It's also a puzzle. Could you puzzle it out

Nguyên văn bởi Pear59 View Post
Name four members of the cat family

@ Nhoc_ly: I know 2 of them only:

LOL: laugh out loud

OMG: Oh My God!

 

[sangmom83]

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Mom you do: in the history of our peoples in the couple do divorce first?

 

[Pear59]

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Mom you do: in the history of our peoples in the couple do divorce first?

Not got you ...................

 

[lool]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

Chắc anh chị ở đây có xem qua Aviator rồi, đây là đoạn chú Howard Hughes flirt cô em bán thuốc lá.

H: Would you do me a favor and just? Would you just smile for me one time? Just once?

cô nàng mỉm cười, chú Howard tán tiếp

H: Yeah. Yeah. You see, you got a short upper lip. Makes for a much nicer smile. See, I wonder what gives a beautiful woman like you pleasure. I mean, say you're just standing
there, right? And I just touch you.

Rồi chú luồn tay vào váy cô nàng

H: Just... Just like this. With my fingertips. Do you..? Do you like that? Do you? You see, I wanna learn what pleases you. I wanna learn everything about you. Would you let me do that? Would you give me that job?

Và cô nàng trả lời

G: I'm off in a half an hour.

Và đây là đoạn dịch xì tin của thằng bạn em

Chú này thấy một cô nàng bán thuốc lá xinh cực trong nhà hàng, bèn nói như sau:
- Làm ơn giúp anh một việc cô em, cười với anh đi, làm ơn mà, một lần thối, hí hí,

Cô nàng nhoẻn miệng cười chú bèn nói tiếp:

-Yeah, yeah, em có làn môi ngon quá, nên khi cười nhìn ngon hơn nhìu, oh, anh tự hỏi người đẹp như em thì làm sao để được sướng nhỉ, oh, em đứng đó, héhé, anh thử sờ em coi sao nào, oh eyh,

Rồi chú luồn tay vào váy cô nàng và tiếp:

Đây,..như này, như này..tay anh đang bóp nè..Oh, em?..em...em sướng không, thích chưa..Oh, anh đã thấy làm sao để em thích rồi...Oh, anh muốn học hỏi thêm cho em..oh, đồng ý nhen cưng, làm ơn mù..

Cô nàng rùng mình rồi trả lời:

Em tụt trong nửa giờ nghen.

 

[Nhoc_Chi]

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Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

A laugh-a-day keeps the doctor away! Jokes make us laugh,
but they can also help us understand a language. Here are
7 jokes that I hope you enjoy.

Một nụ cười bằng mười thang thuốc bổ. Trò đùa bằng tiếng Anh không những làm chúng ta vui, mà còn giúp ta hiểu về ngôn ngữ.
Sau đây là 7 câu đố vui tiếng Anh

1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one
letter?

2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

3. Which month has 28 days?

4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of
letters?

5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the
refrigerator?

6. What animal can jump higher than a house?

7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South
of France?

Come on, come on !!!!

1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one
letter?

Envelope

2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

Liar


3. Which month has 28 days?

All of them

4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of
letters?

Post Office

5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the
refrigerator?


Because it turns ice into mice!

6. What animal can jump higher than a house?

All animals, because a house cannot jump!


7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South
of France?

Because he's still living!
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If John's mom has 5 sons and their names are Ja, Je, Ji, and Jo. Who is the last one?

If John's mom has 5 sons and their names are Ja, Je, Ji, and Jo. Who is the last one? The last one is Ju
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My answers are as below:



Here are another ten:

1. What kind of flower do you have between your nose and your chin?
2. What do you call a bear without an ear?
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
4. What building has the most stories?
5. What mostly don't you hear in school?
6. What can you find in the middle of nowhere?
7. What is at the end of everything?
8. What are the strongest days of the week?
9. What spells 4 and has 3 letters?
10.In what school do you learn how to greet people?

1. What kind of flower do you have between your nose and your chin?
Tulip

2. What do you call a bear without an ear?
B (like Bee, con ong)

3. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Eye Dear (funny tai vi No Eye Dear sounds like "No Idea")
No Eye Deer*

4. What building has the most stories?
A library

5. What mostly don't you hear in school?
The H (Don't understand this question but this is the answer)

6. What can you find in the middle of nowhere?
The Letter H (NowHere)

7. What is at the end of everything?
The letter G

8. What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday
Because Mon-Fri are Weekdays

9. What spells 4 and has 3 letters?
FOR

10.In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi School (sounds like highschool so it's funny)

 

[Voi]

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3. Which month has 28 days?

All of them

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i don't agree w/ u about the answer. it isn't right

 

[Nhoc_Chi]

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i don't agree w/ u about the answer. it isn't right

So how 's about this answer ?

" All of months have 28 days in, but February is the only month that has only 28 days in apart from once every four year "

 

[muontennguoi]

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If John's mom has 5 sons and their names are Ja, Je, Ji, and Jo. Who is the last one? The last one is Ju

Is John a boy or a girl?
Who is John's mom?


5. What mostly don't you hear in school?
The H (Don't understand this question but this is the answer)

School [sku:l] => "h" is non-pronouceable.

 

[muontennguoi]

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8. What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday
Because Mon-Fri are Weekdays

"Weekdays" sound like "weak days". So, Sat and Sun are strongest.

1. What kind of flower do you have between your nose and your chin?
Tulip

You have two lips between your nose and your chin.

 

[muontennguoi]

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8. What is the best material for kites?

Flying paper

fly-paper. In Vietnam it called "Keo dán chuột"

5. Why did the red light turn red?

Because every body watch her (the traffic light). You too.

 

[Voi]

Ðề: Đùa với tiếng Anh - English Jokes

So how 's about this answer ?

" All of months have 28 days in, but February is the only month that has only 28 days in apart from once every four year "

no. February 28th differ 28 days in February, so i think " only Feb" is the right answer