Joke: How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
How many did it take last year?
Joke: How many internal auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They're not allowed to under Health & Safety legislation. Process notes should have been written referring the incident to Facilities.
Joke: Why did the auditors cross the road?
Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Joke: What's the worst thing a group of young auditors can do?
Go into town and gang-audit a client.
Joke: Did you hear about the work shy internal auditor who ran out of sick days so he called in dead???
Joke: Which clients do short auditors like best?
Small businessmen.
Joke: What did the auditor say at the vampire stocktake??
Count Dracula.
Joke: Definition of an Auditor:
An accountant with an opinion.
Joke: Definition of an Auditor:
A person who only has opinion when you pay them.
Joke: What do you call an auditor who can't audit?
An or.
Joke: Did you hear about the cannibal Audit practice?
They charge an arm and a leg.
Joke: What do cannibal auditors do after their Office Christmas Dinner ?
Toast their clients.
Joke: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
For buttering up her clients.
Joke: What did the internal auditor do to liven up the office party?
He didn't show up.
