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[sadkero]

AFTER THE HONEYMOON
A: How does the married life agree with you?
B: During the 1st week,I talked and she listened.During a fortnight,she talked and I listened.Now we both talk and the neighbors listen.
GOOD RESTAURANT
Customer:This restaurant must have a very clean kitchen
Manager:Thanx,sir!What makes you say that?
Customer:Everything tastes of soapeek

 

[sadkero]

Questions and answers.

*Q: How did Robin Hood send messages around the Sherwood Forest?
A: By tree mail!!!
*Q: What do werewolves put at the bottom of their letters?
A: Beast's wishes!
*Q: What do vampires put at the bottom of their letters?
A: Best viscious.
*Q: Imaging you've lost your dog,do you try putting a message on the Internet?
A: Don't be siily,my dog never reads emails!